5 Reasons why the Kardashian Konfidential is one of the worst books ever
Keeping Up with the Kardashians is one of my all-time favorite
shows. I obsess over anything Kardashian, so when I heard they had a book,
Kardashian Konfidential, I wanted to read it. Let me tell you Kardashian Konfidential is one
of the worst books I have ever read in my entire life, it’s even worse than all
the books you have to read in school. Here’s why.
#1-There “k-tips” are awful
In the book they give life and advice and tips for example “how
to wax yourself”. This is not the only tips they give but all of them are
pointless. In “how to wax yourself” they suggest starting to get bikini waxes
at age thirteen, but if you can’t get it done professionally you should do it
yourself. Many people would agree with me that this is a little young but besides
suggesting it so young they also had very bad tips. People don’t really need
tips on how to wax or “how to be a celeb”.
#2-One third of the book is pictures and notes
The book has more pictures and pictures
of notes than it does words. The amount of pictures in this book is unnecessary,
every page has at least three. There is at least seventeen pages where it’s
just a giant picture of Kim covering the entire page! They also show a lot of
notes they wrote to each other but there so tiny and the hand writing is sloppy
you can’t even read it. No one cares what Khloe wrote on Kourtney’s birthday card!
#3-It’s supposed to be a Kardashian tell all book but they
go into very little detail
This supposedly “tell all” book rarely goes into detail. I
was hoping to find out more things that I have never known about the Kardashian’s
but it was all very broad. The way the described certain events where very boring
and uninteresting. For example when they were going into detail about the OJ Simpson
case. They made a statement saying “my mom was convinced OJ killed Nicole but
our dad was on OJ side.” I wish they all would’ve stated what they thought about
the OJ case and if they thought he killed her or not.
#4-They use their own slang
Throughout the entire book they use slang and abbreviations they
made up. Some of it is amaze, doll, douchlord, and totes. These words they use don’t seem to be annoying
at first but as they use them throughout the book it gets so obnoxious! “So
dolls, to sum it up: We’re going to share it all with you.” That got on my nerves
more than people chewing with their mouths open.
#5-The sisters try to act humble
If I got a dollar for every time one of the sisters would
talk about how there not spoiled I would be a millionaire. They mention it so much
that it makes them sound arrogant. The chapter titles also make them sound
spoiled for example Teen Queens and We’re Spoiled but not Spoiled Brats.
In conclusion this book is one of the worst books I have
ever read because they pretend to be humble, use there own slang, doesn’t tell
us all about there lives, has too many pictures, and dumb tips. I advise not to
waste your time reading this book
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